IT'S SO HOT IN MISSOURI...
- .....the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
- .....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
- .....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
- .....hot water now comes out of both taps.
- .....you can make sun tea instantly.
- .....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
- .....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
- .....you discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
- .....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
- .....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
- .....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
- .....your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
- .....you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
- .....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
- .....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
- .....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs. *STAY COOL!*
1 comments:
Ewwwww...I hate when it's miresably HOT!! Try to stay cool...keep the AC pumping!!
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